You better thank the garbage man and the portable toilet cleaner for keeping the world in your sphere clean. Without them the streets will be littered with garbage and slimy things you don’t want to know. But these are not the jobs you’d take. You’d rather stare and remain jobless than hose down a portable toilet. What a shame because these dirty jobs have room for one more. Sure you want more exciting jobs, here’s the list:
* Crime scene cleaner. Not exactly CSI glamor but workers get paid by the hour and $75,000 a year is a nice modest earnings. If you are not squeamish about gore and blood spilled all over the crime scene, the job is exciting. However, you have to deal with contaminated fluids. Forget about the grim aspect of the job; the good news is you can get paid that much even without a college diploma.
* Embalmer. You get to meet all sorts of people – celebrities, dignitaries, killers, and ordinary people – dead. Kidding aside, the jobs a nasty one because blood has to be siphoned out of the dead boy. if you cannot stomach the spectacle of blood and dead people, the job is strictly not for you. Here’s more, the dead body has to be washed, nails trimmed and given a manicure, hair styled, and face made-up to look better. Entry level pay starts at $40,000 annually and increases when you gain more experience.
* Sewer Inspector. These guys literally dive to the foul muck to remove clogs. They are exposed to all vermin, toxins, and the horrid smell. For $60,000 a year, that’s not bad if you have a mortgage to pay off.
* Turd burner. If you want a job that will sail you to different ports, get on a ship and manage the turd burners. As the man in charge, you get to vent your ire on human turd and burn these to ashes before disposing them. The job is perfect for someone who can hold his breath for longer than normal, of course. Don’t forget to take along one your many Business Card Holders or custom business card holders. You’ll need to advertise your job anyway.
One nice thing about these jobs, you don’t need a desktop business card holder. But what do they call you, Mike the turd cleaner or Mike the sewer diver? What’s the fuss any way? You need a job and these dirty jobs can get you off the streets.
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